“Exactly mid-way through the frigid month of February
A day is celebrated by the dumb and ordinary.
And all around me, notes are passed by idiots and stupids—
Packed tight with sugar-mottoed hearts and naked pudgy cupids.
This ritual, conducted under heart-shaped, crimson flag,
Does absolutely nothing for me, but to make me gag!”
This tongue-in-cheek, rhymed story is a hilarious gift for young
single adults. Features UnValentine cards in the back of the book!
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